Dear coach,
Thank you for giving me a polo suit 4 sizes too small and my ass being exposed to the world, because you know I truly love that. I love the inability to breath while I play water polo. Breathing has become too overdone and I appreciate that you are just looking out for me so I don’t look like a loser to society. I mean, The suit sucks the life out of me, and who doesn’t want that? Thanks again for the reason I will die playing water polo, no big deal.
Love,
Jocelyn
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